Grumpy lives here...

 Shabby chic sign painted in white with black typography, varnished and hung on rustic sisal string. Approx' size, 20cm x 9.5cm. Made from 12mm MDF for indoor use as they will not survive the elements if left outside. Keep away from steam and moisture. If there is an alternative favourite name you would prefer please type in the customisation box. Otherwise you can choose from the options and type "no" when prompted.